Fucking Comcast

I've been waiting for Comcast since 1pm. It's looking increasingly like they will not arrive by 5, as promised. Fuckers.

Because I couldn't pass the time either watching tv or eating, I was forced into the open arms of the internet, thanking my lucky stars the whole afternoon that we don't have a cable modem. I spent a lot of time here, looking at before and after pictures of buttock implants ("I want a shelf!") and other cosmetic surgery. I highly recommend the site for all of your time-wasting needs.

And now I go to buy cat litter, because I don't have to wait here any longer, like a sucker.